Opinion
Gatekeeping the Toxic Situationship Soft-Launch Until You Slay
None of these words were in The Bible.
Damn, This Lovely Spring Weather Is Making Me Reflect on the Cyclical Nature of It All
How was your spring equinox? I almost forgot to ask.
Gatekeeping the Toxic Situationship Soft-Launch Until You Slay
None of these words were in The Bible.
I'm Done With These Halal Food Trucks, Point Me To The Haram Ones
Having Halal Food Won't Absolve You of Your Sins
Boy Gone Wild: My Licentious Spring Break in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
Definitely the easiest of the two capitol stormings I have participated in in my lifetime.
Editorial: I Am Not a Veteran
not a veteran I am not a veteran I do not identify as one or more
OP-ED: That Never Happened
A recounting of pre-break events
Photo Essay: Welcome to My World of Truly Delicious Foods
Buckle up and let's discover some great foods together...
OP-ED: I’m Going to Cabo for Spring Break in a Woke, Leftist Way
As Marx once said, “let the people darty.”
You Think You Can Jaywalk Across Spruce Street to Lower Quad Better Than I? Watch This.
My hands are sweating. I’m Usain Bolt in the 2008 Beijing Olympics.
Super Bowl? I Thought This Weed Was Just Okay
I mean, it was a fun sesh, but super? I thought it was pretty standard, all things considered.
OP-ED: I Lost My Dignity to Bento Box A
Imagine if they were cheaper around finals... I would personally not be spared
op-id: i got my hipocampal fat removal at es aych es i think
i said i want to luk like liamishel and i want surgury liamishel has and nurs sed ok
Breaking! I Was Held Hostage and Tortured Inside Five Guys this Entire Time
It’s incredible how much mental and physical torture five men can inflict in just 18 months.
OP-ED: I've Been Thinking Recently
Thinking. Pondering. Wondering.
How to Gently Tell Your Friend That All Sororities Are the Same Tier in the Eyes of God
He does, however, consider your membership in ILMUNC, the Philomathean Society, and Penn Democrats.
OP-ED: How Can I Pursue A Career In Academia In A Cool, Ironic, Cool Kind of Way?
I guess one way would be to write for some shitty comedy outlet a few times a week and just delegitimize everything I do in class.
OP-ED: If I'm Not Going To Watch Fox News Shirtless In My Floor Lounge, Who Will?
My friends on the TV were somewhat concerned with the state of the US House of Representatives.
Finals Season! 10 Places On Campus to Conduct Your Eternal Scream In
Finally! A comprehensive list of places where one can scream in and be at peace.
