Mueller has taken since 2017 to write his report. People have set due dates for it time and time again since then, but has it been released? No. Take your time, girl. Honestly, who’s to say Mueller hasn’t been watching reruns of Friends, too?
The Penn Admissions Office recently announced that student tours will no longer focus on facts and figures and instead place personal anecdotes at the forefront.
Ever since me and my 500 roommates moved in, everyone has been so welcoming.
A light bulb went off in his head during a discussion about the U.S.’s decision to enter World War II.
The University of Pennsylvania has made a promise to its students and staff that there will be zero tolerance for admissions officers and coaches who take bribes from the families of prospective students. Therefore, in an effort to combat the temptation of bribes, Penn has vowed to give its entire administration $500,000 raises.
Oink oink, you fat little Porker! Why does little Porker eat so many Oat and leave so few?
THE UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIAS WHARTON SCHOOL AWAS NAMED THE COUNTRY'S TOP FULLTIE MBA PROGRAM IN THE 2020 US NEWS AND WORLD REPORT'S ANNUAL RANKING.
When you examine the book closely, you can know this from the start.
Students dartied in their most festive gear, but no one came out stuntin’ harder than Wharton junior Derek Harthman.
Your jacket is taken from you by a bouncer, even though you do not have a real shirt on underneath. A: You grow a new jacket and (score!) it's made of cotton candy. B: You pretend you have a skin disease, and the bouncer begrudgingly returns your jacket to you.
"So cool I got tapped. Anyone know when Friar's emails go out though?"
Many students were surprised to learn that the mascot — a fictional, generic caricature of a Quaker man — and actual Penn founder Ben Franklin had any relationship in University lore, much less one with a sexual dimension. Most were unaware they existed in the same literary universe at all.
My parents pay my rent, and I see no indication that they will stop any time soon. They’re relieving a large financial burden on me, which allows me to fund my extremely expensive Ketamine habit.
Politics, shmolitics. Beto has the vibe of the chill, hot, divorcee who skateboards when he’s not running a tech company in which everyone wears jeans. And his buttocks look damn good in those jeans.
Men only want one thing, and it’s disgusting. However, I too only want one thing.
Stress is known to cause breakouts, so many students have a veritable gold mine of pimples to pop.
Usually, your attitude toward life fluctuates here and there. Some days are good and hopefully fewer might be not so good. But, are you genuinely happy?
Although students were initially wary of this forced conversion to Satanism, the student body was surprisingly largely receptive to the policy decision.
Want to come party but don’t know Jeff or Matt? Better stretch at the pre-game and get ready to take a lap.
Furthermore, marijuana consumption is not linked to emotional outbursts, so suck my dick, Dad. You are literally the worst and I hate you.