This past weekend I got the chance to play Never Have I Ever with Penn Class of 2025...the entire Penn Class of 2025.
They will simply be getting more creative with how they judge students.
Even the Halal guy tells me that I am important.
I sprinted into the convention center and plowed through the military guy that was managing the line. I sprinted down the hallway with no regard for any of the other patients. I hurdled the fences like I was a fucking Olympic athlete.
Even after the 13–hour is up, the jouissance of EAST & UP is far from over.
Mike Pelanti, a senior studying sociology and concentrating in LGBTQ Studies, recently conducted a survey where he asked Penn undergraduates across all four schools one simple question: would you rather have a gay son, or daughter studying History and Sociology of Science?
In a brilliant display of leadership and selflessness, Amy Gutmann has announced a net-zero salary increase goal for herself by the end of 2050. After years of taking on larger and larger paychecks, Gutmann has decided that she is ready to begin the process stepping back from her role as top breadwinner on campus.
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I’m all against competitions unless it’s coming down between me and another Chinese skank. In that case, there is absolutely a competition and I’m winning.
On April 20, Pennsylvania became the 16th state to legalize recreational marijuana after a years-long campaign to decriminalize the drug.
With the final Engagement Day having come and gone, and the spring weather being so fucking noice, we are delighted to update you that the University Life and New Student Orientation and Academic Initiatives (NSOAI) has declared Tuesday, April 20th, 2021: Disengagement Day.
As a result, students will be required to spar the Penn Quaker mascot in a one versus one boxing match in order to determine whether they will remain enrolled.
Steve isn’t ready for that kind of emotional investment: “Are URBS 078 and I really that tight? I don’t think so.”
Just mere cobblestones away: Commons.
We were able to sit down with Sigma Ligma Pau’s philanthropy chair and recovering 4 Loko addict, Chad, for a statement.
Being vaccinated is a highly marketable skill, especially in the finance industry, since it means you’re healthy enough to fully exploit.
The small class of 13 students took an in-depth tour of the glorified cafeteria to observe uncaring, brutalistic conformity in its most distilled form.
I feel so close to you but also still better than you, and that’s everything to me.
He had been staring at the same problem for the past 5 hours, but he just could not figure out how many gangsters were expected to get their hat back.
While at first, he was angry about his TA's decision to grade a credit/no-credit based on quality, Turner soon saw the light and realized he would get a lot more out of the class if he did an extra assignment to make up for the incomplete.