Yes, 90% of the rush class are freshmen, they will all do pretty much everything without you, and the only other sophomore is a little weird, but that's part of it!

Wax may be a public pariah but this part of her identity remains pubic. 

Mark, you shouldn't have! Mais non, Mark! Mark, mais non!

I'm not angry with them, just disappointed.

I used to go to class and the stupid whores with Dior bags would scrunch their nose jobs and say, “It smells like greasy meat and gasoline in here.” Well girls, it didn’t just smell like it, you were smelling it!

UTB Finally Got a DEI Executive Position

Do you ever think about how deeply unfuckable it is to work in a "knowledge-based industry?"

Imagine if they were cheaper around finals... I would personally not be spared

Flood, shmlood. 

Critics say the institution is on track to become the country’s hottest eatery.

Her children are homeschooled so that they don’t deprive other students a spot at Germantown Friends. Her husband teaches them, because he’s her bitch. She killed her dad to smash the patriarchy. 

They didn’t like you! None of them liked you!

Less is more.

Remember… you have to spend money to make money. 

Honestly, I'm feeling really optimistic about all this.

Disgusting.

"[She] blazed the trail for several thousand grants, fellowships, and exalted spiritual epiphanies."

i said i want to luk like liamishel and i want surgury liamishel has and nurs sed ok

It’s incredible how much mental and physical torture five men can inflict in just 18 months.