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QUIZ: Do You Have Tinnitus or Is It Just a Frat Boy Screaming Outside Your Window in the Nighttime?
Dept. of Treasury Confirms Penn Food Truck Industry is Only Thing Keeping Cash Currency in Circulation
New Study Shows Banning Laptops in Recitation Leads Students To Zone Out Instead of Surfing the Web
Philanthropy! Sorority BYO Single-handedly Keeps Malaysian Restaurant in Business
M&T Junior Excited to Work at Startup That Will Eventually Usher Black Mirror Episodes Into Reality
This Junior Added a Class at the Registration Deadline Just to Feel Something
Sophomore Thinking About Law School, Medical School, Modeling, Art School, Deep Sea Plumbing
Amazing! Sophomore Managed to Run Through Every Embarrassing Moment in Her Life on Walk to 9 AM Spanish Class
Fake Quad Missile UPennAlert Sent Out, No One Cares
Shocking: This Senior Knows All the State Capitals in the United States but Has Never Taken SEPTA
OP-ED: Welcome to Executive Board Club, Where Everyone Can Be on the Executive Board
Prank Fail! Penn Deleted All Non-Double-Counting Courses, But No One Noticed
Freshman With Reloaded Dining Dollars Feels Renewed Sense of Self
Woke Brother Offers to Pay for Plan B With Fraternity Fund
Student Sits for 50 Minutes in Fisher Fine Arts Library Instead of Fisher Bennett for Class
Amazon Rep Rejects Philadelphia as Location for HQ2 After Grimy Wawa Run
Six Easy and Kinda Pathetic Meals You Can Eat in Your Three Minutes Between Classes
Major Flex: Student Orders 3-Course Meal Off the Regular Menu During Restaurant Week
Professor Assures Family, Colleagues That His Class Has 'Highest Attendance Ever'
OP-ED: Stop Belittling My Intelligence. My Mom and I Worked Very Hard to Get into This School
