“Just walking through the gym doors has been a PR, so I’m satisfied,” he said, between puffs of oxygen.
“I’m in a secret club.” Damn straight, and the only members are you, Joey, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica, and Ross. And occasionally Janice.
Question is, did you fill out the Google Form asking you which shirt you’d buy?
The regularly scheduled demonic ritual was interrupted by a visibly inebriated freshman.
Louisa Ferman (E ‘22, W ‘22) walked into OIDD 101 this Tuesday with her creative juices already flowing.
Gutmann will “take a sharpie, trace her hand shape onto a mirror, and just keep high fiving it until the glass breaks.”
You can tell me anything. Specifically, you can tell me about all the sex you've been doing.
It is easy to label me for my drug use. But what really sets me apart are my fun, rebellious pants.
"Just wait until I bust out John Locke’s social contract theory after Uncle Jeffrey tries to argue about illegal immigration."
The urgent listing comes after the group was forced to sing on multiple occasions in performance without any additional musical instruments.
Gentle pranks, kind-hearted jabs, and the occasional backstabbing is all considered par-for-the-course when it comes to living with a complete stranger.
Around 10 p.m. last night, Jack went to the bathroom — the one that looks a little fancy from the outside but has the same stank as the bathrooms in Pottruck.
A thorough investigation of Moore was recently conducted, following him on a few of his outings in order to finally discover his whereabouts.
Someone call Tim Gunn!
I’ll say it. Penn has a problem with stereotypes.
Sweet, sweet Mark’s Café has its ups (Dibs) and downs (sandwiches, sushi, fruit, coffee), and kettle chips fall right in the middle.
I was a little worried about doing this whole blind date thing but it really turned out great.
"After I read that problem about the Pigouvian tax, I knew I was done for."
Kylie Ortega was feeling drowsy as she headed home from class yesterday afternoon.
The results are in! 10 out of 10 Penn students agree.