You begin to feel how one usually feels after a few drinks: socially and morally conscious about your racial identity. 

Internships are seasonal, art is forever.

#3 may shock you. 

How was your spring equinox? I almost forgot to ask.

None of these words were in The Bible. 

Having Halal Food Won't Absolve You of Your Sins

Definitely the easiest of the two capitol stormings I have participated in in my lifetime.

not a veteran I am not a veteran I do not identify as one or more

A recounting of pre-break events

Buckle up and let's discover some great foods together...

 As Marx once said, “let the people darty.” 

 My hands are sweating. I’m Usain Bolt in the 2008 Beijing Olympics. 

I mean, it was a fun sesh, but super? I thought it was pretty standard, all things considered. 

Imagine if they were cheaper around finals... I would personally not be spared

Less is more.

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It’s incredible how much mental and physical torture five men can inflict in just 18 months.

Thinking. Pondering. Wondering.

He does, however, consider your membership in ILMUNC, the Philomathean Society, and Penn Democrats.

I guess one way would be to write for some shitty comedy outlet a few times a week and just delegitimize everything I do in class.