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Student Getting All News Coverage Through Social Osmosis
Claudia Hogan
Thursday, March 15, 2018Thu, Mar 15, 2018
Girl Who Lives in the Radian Brews Her Own Kombucha to Save Money
Natalia Joseph
Wednesday, March 14, 2018Wed, Mar 14, 2018
'I'm A Giver,' Says Girl Who Covers Entire Outlet With Laptop Charger
Elizabeth Beugg
Wednesday, March 14, 2018Wed, Mar 14, 2018
'Please Be Gracious, We Have a Lot of Papers to Grade,' Says Professor Who Assigned 100 Pages of Reading, Take-home Midterm, and 2000-Word Essay
UTB Staff
Wednesday, March 14, 2018Wed, Mar 14, 2018
Wake Up America: You Only Have 5 Minutes to Get Dressed for Your 9 AM Now
Lauren Baron
Wednesday, March 14, 2018Wed, Mar 14, 2018
Penn to Add Nate Silver to Ben on the Bench Following NCAA Optimism
Alessandro Consuelos
Wednesday, March 14, 2018Wed, Mar 14, 2018
Student Who Failed Multiple Choice Exam Blames It on Writer's Block
Karman Cheema
Tuesday, March 13, 2018Tue, Mar 13, 2018
CAPS and Uber Partner to Offer Discounted Rides to Therapists in Rittenhouse
Charlie Sosnick
Tuesday, March 13, 2018Tue, Mar 13, 2018
OP-ED: Why I Spent My Spring Break Binge Drinking With My Mom and You Should Too
Sydney Gelman
Tuesday, March 13, 2018Tue, Mar 13, 2018
Fossil Free Penn Occupies Penn Museum, Will Not Leave Until All Dinosaur Skeletons Are Removed
Lauren Baron
Tuesday, March 13, 2018Tue, Mar 13, 2018
'Refreshed' Senior Didn't Do Shit Before Spring Break, Ready to Continue Doing Nothing
Mackenzie Lukas
Tuesday, March 13, 2018Tue, Mar 13, 2018
Student Who Has Never Set Foot Inside the Palestra Currently Looking Up Flights to Kansas
Sophie Trotto
Monday, March 12, 2018Mon, Mar 12, 2018
Wharton Senior Makes Millions off Butter Substitute Substitute 'I Can't Believe It's Not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter'
Jonah Weinbaum
Monday, March 12, 2018Mon, Mar 12, 2018
Shocking: Girl Who Commented 'Stunning' On Her Friend's Instagram Photo Not Actually Stunned
Elizabeth Beugg
Monday, March 12, 2018Mon, Mar 12, 2018
Junior Attempts to Reconnect with Kid He Met at Quaker Days After Best Friend Backs out of Housing Agreement
Karman Cheema
Monday, March 12, 2018Mon, Mar 12, 2018
Amy Gutmann Vacations in Philadelphia for Spring Break
Natalia Joseph
Monday, March 12, 2018Mon, Mar 12, 2018
Now That the Olympics Are Over, the Next Major Sports Event This Junior Has to Look Forward to Is His Frat’s Beer Pong Tournament
Becky Molinoff
Monday, March 12, 2018Mon, Mar 12, 2018
Student Planning to 'Get a Jump Start' on Work Over Spring Break Opens Notebook on Plane but Gets Kinda Sleepy
Elizabeth Beugg
Sunday, March 11, 2018Sun, Mar 11, 2018
Frat Pledge One Last Workshop on Consent Away From Finally Respecting Women
Needhi Mehta
Sunday, March 11, 2018Sun, Mar 11, 2018
'I Don't Have a Thing for Asians,' Says Bro Currently Deleting Hentai Off Browser History
Allen Zhu
Sunday, March 11, 2018Sun, Mar 11, 2018
