Not just my mom, though. I’d also like to be able to tell my friends and, perhaps most importantly, my many, many enemies. One day, I’m going to change my occupation on Facebook, and it’s probably going to get bare minimum 1000 likes.
Think about it. If people here really got down and dirty before dating for at least seven months, I, of all people, would be reaping the benefits.
Not just my mom, though. I’d also like to be able to tell my friends and, perhaps most importantly, my many, many enemies. One day, I’m going to change my occupation on Facebook, and it’s probably going to get bare minimum 1000 likes.
Kevin isn't poor. I mean, I've met his parents. His dad is kind of ugly and his mom is hot, so yeah, I bet he's rich.
Think about it. If people here really got down and dirty before dating for at least seven months, I, of all people, would be reaping the benefits.
mean, sure, being a lawyer would be cool. I guess. But, bro, let’s be real. That is hella work. Applications, recs, LSATs, etc. I can’t even get my UTB articles in on time.
But this time, I’m telling you the truth. I didn’t want to come to this GBM so intensely, it’s actually a miracle that I’m here at all. I already know the names of everyone in my sketch group. Plus, your “announcements” are things you could just send us via email.
That’s not to say that I’m necessarily very good at push-ups, just that I think I’m definitely better at them than Wendell.
Luckily, at UTB, we have devised a highly scientific method of determining which laptop stickers toe the line between being an obnoxious braggart and a saintly intellectual.
Workers of the world unite! But can you not, like unite SO much? I still want my crop tops.
Let’s be honest: when I’m in job interviews, I say I write for the Daily Pennsylvanian.
How else will she be a nationally ranked athlete unless she joins a sport that less than 5,000 people in America play?
Although it is is besieged on all sides by companies who refuse to write “Merry Christmas” on their holiday beverage cups and by foods that have just a little too much seasoning, I would like to take the time to stop and really appreciate what white people have contributed to our society.
See, I prepared case studies and an impeccably rehearsed monologue about the biggest challenges I’ve ever faced, but they never asked me any of that.
They were domestics also. There was a PBR, which, well, who buys PBR in a glass bottle?
"I haven't had time to get everything together yet, but if I did I feel like my movie would probably be groundbreaking like hers is"
I said I spent 15 hours a week on math team, and I didn’t even go to meetings because they were in the morning.
I know what you’re thinking: it’s going to be hard to keep the game balanced when adding such an immensely powerful character.
It’s a microcosm of coffee and money. At this point, Penn should look into adding it to its real estate portfolio.
I thought it was just going to be a fun relaxed night of binge drinking, but instead they found old video games in the basement, and now the night seems like it’s going to be really wholesome.
I might grab an apple, perhaps a kiwi or even a pear if I’m feeling adventurous. I could even grab a banana, like you seem to have maybe done.
You’re telling me you’re at a Miami beach party, and you’re just gonna causally sip some wine? Not even fun wine like Franzia.
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