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OP-ED: Listen up, I’m a Hipster — I Own a Penn Dad Shirt

OPINION | Natalia Joseph Wednesday, April 11, 2018Wed, Apr 11, 2018

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How to Explain to Your Parents That a 'Senior Society' Isn't a Commune of Retired Folks

Lauren Sorantino Wednesday, April 11, 2018Wed, Apr 11, 2018

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Senior Who Paid $80 For A Despacito Fling Downtown Still Hasn't Paid Roommate Back For Toilet Paper

Gena Basha Wednesday, April 11, 2018Wed, Apr 11, 2018

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The Case Against Hand Sanitation Before Interviews

Seyoung Kim Wednesday, April 11, 2018Wed, Apr 11, 2018

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SPEC Hopelessly Confused as to Why Penn Still in Competition, as 'Cardi B Isn't a Throwback?'

Sophie Trotto Tuesday, April 10, 2018Tue, Apr 10, 2018

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OP-ED: This Class May Just Be Your Foundational Requirement, but It's in My Major. Show Some Respect.

OPINION | Claudia Hogan Tuesday, April 10, 2018Tue, Apr 10, 2018

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Brilliant! Student Avoids Talking to People on Locust by Being Pushed to Class in a Stroller

Sydney Gelman Tuesday, April 10, 2018Tue, Apr 10, 2018

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​OP-ED: I Didn’t Care About Gentrification Until It Closed the Taco Bell

OPINION | Charlie Sosnick Tuesday, April 10, 2018Tue, Apr 10, 2018

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OP-ED: Help! I Got My First Period in Class but Can’t Find the Nurse!

OPINION | Lauren Baron Tuesday, April 10, 2018Tue, Apr 10, 2018

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Family of Five Settles Down in DRL Courtyard

Sammy Gordon Tuesday, April 10, 2018Tue, Apr 10, 2018

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Penn Researchers Find that Pineapple Definitively Does Not Belong on Pizza

Josh Ogunleye Monday, April 9, 2018Mon, Apr 9, 2018

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Wharton Junior Enters Van Pelt for the First Time

Amanda Nart Monday, April 9, 2018Mon, Apr 9, 2018

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Inspiring! Student Unable to Handle Rigor of Math or Econ Alone Declares Major in Mathematical Economics

Srinivas Mandyam Monday, April 9, 2018Mon, Apr 9, 2018

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PennOutdoors Organizes an All-Expenses-Paid Trek to SHS

Lauren Baron Monday, April 9, 2018Mon, Apr 9, 2018

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Endearingly Overeager Freshman Adds on Three Minors as If They Actually Fucking Matter

Gena Basha Monday, April 9, 2018Mon, Apr 9, 2018

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Where Are They Now: Four White Pledge Bucket Hats Tell All

Lauren Baron Monday, April 9, 2018Mon, Apr 9, 2018

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SPEC Announces New Spring Fling Theme: Please Attend Our Event Please Please

Josh Ogunleye Sunday, April 8, 2018Sun, Apr 8, 2018

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