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Study Shows 99% of Students Who Hate Making Small Talk on Locust Love Making Small Talk About How Much They Hate It

Claudia Hogan
Fri, Mar 16, 2018

Outdoor shot of young people toasting drinks at a rooftop party.

Junior Goes to Happy Hour, Remains Depressed

Lea Eisenberg
Fri, Mar 16, 2018

5 Signs the Talkative White Guy in Your Seminar Was on Debate Team in High School

Allen Zhu
Fri, Mar 16, 2018

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Study Shows 99% of Students Who Hate Making Small Talk on Locust Love Making Small Talk About How Much They Hate It

Claudia Hogan Friday, March 16, 2018Fri, Mar 16, 2018

Outdoor shot of young people toasting drinks at a rooftop party.

Junior Goes to Happy Hour, Remains Depressed

Lea Eisenberg Friday, March 16, 2018Fri, Mar 16, 2018

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5 Signs the Talkative White Guy in Your Seminar Was on Debate Team in High School

Allen Zhu Friday, March 16, 2018Fri, Mar 16, 2018

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Professor Gets Wrong Idea From Student After Being Taken to Lunch, Ends up Heartbroken

Jonah Weinbaum Friday, March 16, 2018Fri, Mar 16, 2018

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Confirmed: Suitemate Not Having Torrid Sex in Room, Just Playing Wii Tennis

Lea Eisenberg Thursday, March 15, 2018Thu, Mar 15, 2018

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OP-ED: I'm a Wealthy International Student, but I Still Steal Things from Wawa

OPINION | Sammy Gordon Thursday, March 15, 2018Thu, Mar 15, 2018

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Penn Basketball Asked Who They Know at NCAA Tournament

Sam Tolbert Thursday, March 15, 2018Thu, Mar 15, 2018

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Sophomore Did Nothing Over Spring Break Better Than You

Seyoung Kim Thursday, March 15, 2018Thu, Mar 15, 2018

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Student Getting All News Coverage Through Social Osmosis

Claudia Hogan Thursday, March 15, 2018Thu, Mar 15, 2018

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Girl Who Lives in the Radian Brews Her Own Kombucha to Save Money

Natalia Joseph Wednesday, March 14, 2018Wed, Mar 14, 2018

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'I'm A Giver,' Says Girl Who Covers Entire Outlet With Laptop Charger

Elizabeth Beugg Wednesday, March 14, 2018Wed, Mar 14, 2018

Portrait de Caroline Muller

'Please Be Gracious, We Have a Lot of Papers to Grade,' Says Professor Who Assigned 100 Pages of Reading, Take-home Midterm, and 2000-Word Essay

UTB Staff Wednesday, March 14, 2018Wed, Mar 14, 2018

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Wake Up America: You Only Have 5 Minutes to Get Dressed for Your 9 AM Now

Lauren Baron Wednesday, March 14, 2018Wed, Mar 14, 2018

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Penn to Add Nate Silver to Ben on the Bench Following NCAA Optimism

Alessandro Consuelos Wednesday, March 14, 2018Wed, Mar 14, 2018

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Student Who Failed Multiple Choice Exam Blames It on Writer's Block

Karman Cheema Tuesday, March 13, 2018Tue, Mar 13, 2018

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CAPS and Uber Partner to Offer Discounted Rides to Therapists in Rittenhouse

Charlie Sosnick Tuesday, March 13, 2018Tue, Mar 13, 2018

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OP-ED: Why I Spent My Spring Break Binge Drinking With My Mom and You Should Too

Sydney Gelman Tuesday, March 13, 2018Tue, Mar 13, 2018

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Fossil Free Penn Occupies Penn Museum, Will Not Leave Until All Dinosaur Skeletons Are Removed

Lauren Baron Tuesday, March 13, 2018Tue, Mar 13, 2018

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'Refreshed' Senior Didn't Do Shit Before Spring Break, Ready to Continue Doing Nothing

Mackenzie Lukas Tuesday, March 13, 2018Tue, Mar 13, 2018

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Student Who Has Never Set Foot Inside the Palestra Currently Looking Up Flights to Kansas

Sophie Trotto Monday, March 12, 2018Mon, Mar 12, 2018

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