No, Mom and Dad, this is not some irresponsible decision or “proof that I need to get my shit together.” This is ketamine, and now researchers say that it has the potential to help heal from trauma or treat mental illness or something, I don’t really know.
We’re the Penn students who ghostwrite all of Ian’s articles Yeah Yeah Hehe It’s not easy work but he pays us in exposure Speak for yourself muchacho Hehe Guys! Shut up! For Pete’s sake! Let her speak!
The rest of the show went on this way, with each new version of the song adding a new cup in the background, as well as occasional harmonizing.
A sweet, sweet little "W" to signify how awesome I am.
How can Wharton students go into the business world successfully without reciting Barbara Frischmuth's feminist theory auto-biography Die Klostureschule (in original German) by memory?
People like to assume that when they don’t get a wave back it’s because the other person just didn’t see. Well I’m here to reassure you, I saw it.
The banjo. The banjo cello. The bass banjo. The five-stringed banjo. The four-stringed banjo! The ZITHER BANJO! All of those fine, fine instruments at your disposal— and you choose your mouths?
Ten blissful minutes seal my fate; I fervently self-lubricate. A breast to rub, a bean to flick, I close my eyes. I masturbate.
Can you bear to look into their eyes, their innocent, pleading eyes, and tell them no one cares? I certainly don’t. Here are three excuses to use, and other lies I’ve told this week.
But more than that, he is deemed an inimitable professor also because of his habitual usage of the popular curse word, “fuck.”
Provost this, provost that. Someone help us out here.
After first setting eyes on Amy Gutmann, any Penn student will ask themselves the same question -- how the fuck does her skin look so fucking soft and she’s literally 70 fucking years old?! The answer might surprise you.
A monument to the people shall arise where elite culture once dominated.
Foucault conceptualized the panopticon as a way for those in power to use technology to control the flow of information in society, a calculated, intricate apparatus embedded in the very logic of social structure and function.
The time to end iced chai is now. Follow these tips so you're never caught drinking a gay, sissy drink again.
Need some last minute costume ideas? I've got you covered.
Our main thing is smoking cigarettes on benches on Locust to help us stay skinny.
I hope there’s a table free - need to have some sense of solitude while I simultaneously work and sip on my thirteen (13) dollar coffee-adjacent drink.
In the emails, they kept talking about “admission” into the “society.” As far as I’m concerned, we all already live in a society. I had no idea that you had to go through interview processes to be in society now. A bit ludicrous.
Society has truly robbed us of the simple pleasures in life.